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shout out to that kid in biology who accidentally says “orgasm” instead of “organism”
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Brilliant.
Doctor Who Series 2: School Reunion
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oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
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i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
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It’s funny how my moments of profound thought, of absolute clarity of mind, come to me at the brink of sleep.
Just as my heavy lids press together with the weariness of another day, my mind comes alive with racing, slashing, and burning memories, thoughts, and ideas that only seem to awaken when I’m in this state of total relaxation.
For once I wish these same neurons would fire when I am having breakfast…or driving to work…some time when they can be of more use to me. All they accomplish at this point is making me lose sleep, sanity, and the ability to come to the end of a day with nothing but satisfaction.
There’s always more to be done, more lessons to learn, and more reflection to be given to past experiences and struggles.
I just wish thoughts of these things didn’t come at midnight.
You meet someone. And don’t think twice about them or maybe they just bother you. But then eventually something strange happens and months have gone by, and you can’t remember what it was like to not care, or to not want to know that person. You want to be with them whenever you can, and the…
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